Nury Vittachi
Name Game
Nury Vittachi on the IDIOTIC NAMES CELEBRITIES GIVE THEIR KIDS WHENEVER MY CHILDREN express a low opinion of me, I remind them that author Dallas...
Walk on the Wild Side
Nury Vittachi celebrates transgender fish and the faux end of Western civilisation. A READER NOTIFIED ME of a mass sex-change taking place in his country....
Too truthful tots
Kids ask tough questions, like: “Do fish get thirsty?” I replied that they did, and the most common cause of preventable fish death was...
Baby’s big break
My friend Sylvia missed a social occasion. She explained it was because she had to accompany her daughter to a super-tough “second-round” interview by...
Spice it up!
These days it’s too much trouble to go out anyway. Case in point: A reader sent me a report about a man who filed...
You’d better shape up!
Your narrator met an old friend while practising for a triathlon the other day. That is, he was practicing for a triathlon: I’d just...
